Tries to avoid you. Probably for fear of drawing attention to two totally bald people.
These are all the interactions you will undoubtedly experience as a member of the tribe.
Bald people interactions #1: Tries to avoid you
Bald people interactions #2: Gives you the nod
Bald people interactions #3: Asks if you have Alopecia
Bald people interactions #4: Greets you like family
Bald people interactions #5: Shows you sympathy
Bald people interactions #6: Gets excited like you’re famous