On having fun no matter what
I cannot tell you the number of times someone has come up to me and asked me that. They give you that ‘level with me, I can take it’ tone. It’s at this point where you can really have some fun.
Iw as able to mostly avoid it for the first year or so. Even during my “spotty period” I was ablt to keep a clean shaved head and make it out to be simply a fashion choice.
But when my eybrows started falling out, it started to really scare people.
My rule is to never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.
Burned by chemicals whilst trying to start a perfume company using monkey pheromones collected from primate crotch secretions
Navy Seal firefight in a top-secret, special operation against Canada and had to run through a chemical fire to save my best friend who happened to be fighting on the Canadian side
Stress because the govt is trying to deport me because they say my grandparents didn’t have valid visas to leave Whales in the 40’s
Volunteered for science experiment during college and it had unintended permanent side effects
New shampoo specifically designed for people over 6 feet tall and I’m suing because it made my hair fall out
Remember. If you can find a way to make this shitty deal of the cards we call Alopecia fun, the night of poker becomes so much more enjoyable!