People are going to think you have cancer.
Category: Last Strands Standing
You’ve got snot dripping down your face!
On the importance of nose hairs || At a certain point, you will be talking to someone, and without any warning at all, mucus will drip directly rom your nose. There will be nothing you can do. It will happen so fast, neither tissues nor handkerchiefs will suffice. Those will still be in your pocket….
Are you ok? What’s going on with you?
On having fun no matter what I cannot tell you the number of times someone has come up to me and asked me that. They give you that ‘level with me, I can take it’ tone. It’s at this point where you can really have some fun. Iw as able to mostly avoid it for…
Sweat plus sunblock = hot sauce in your eye
On the purpose of eyebrows || the day you realize that not having eyebrows is a surefire way for getting to feel what having a flamethrower shot directly into your eyeball is like. That will be a day you never, ever forget. My first time was the first summer bike ride after my brows dropped…