As I walked down the street, all of a sudden I caught eyes with a kid at the other end of the block walking toward me.
“Mom! Look! A guy with Alopecia!”
Category: Still Laughing Years Later
Bald people interactions #6
At some point, you will happen upon someone who looks at you like their favorite cartoon character just walked into the room and is standing right in front of them.
Bald people interactions #5
Sympathy. Usually from someone who’s been going through what you are. I saw this during my “Leopard Fur” phase. These are all the interactions you will undoubtedly experience as a member of the tribe. Bald people interactions #1: Tries to avoid you Bald people interactions #2: Gives you the nod Bald people interactions #3: Asks…
The time a dozen hairs grew on one cheek
On the specificity of wish language || You really don’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth. But when you wish, hope and pray for your hair to miraculously grow back, you only want it to happen completely. Unfortunately, sometimes what will happen is ten or twenty follicles will decide they want to…
Bald people interactions #4
Recognizes immediately and gives you dap, like you are family who just haven’t seen each other since the cookout last month. As a reminder, these are all the interactions you will undoubtedly experience as a member of the tribe. Bald people interactions #1: Tries to avoid you Bald people interactions #2: Gives you the nod…
Bald people interaction #3
Stops you. “Yo. Do you have Alopecia?” These are all the interactions you will undoubtedly experience as a member of the tribe. Bald people interactions #1: Tries to avoid you Bald people interactions #2: Gives you the nod Bald people interactions #3: Asks if you have Alopecia Bald people interactions #4: Greets you like family…
Glasses are SOOO much more important now
On the importance of wearing glasses when riding your bike with Al xxxxx
I thought my leg was hers…and her leg was mine
On surprising your own self: Alopecia allowed me to realize that my skin was baby girl princess never had a job soft. My hands are like a brick layers. So, at least I still have my calluses to remind me. But, everything else could be featured on a woman’s lotion commercial. I was laying in…
Bald people interaction #2
Give’s the brother nod. Sup. OK. These are all the interactions you will undoubtedly experience as a member of the tribe. Bald people interactions #1: Tries to avoid you Bald people interactions #2: Gives you the nod Bald people interactions #3: Asks if you have Alopecia Bald people interactions #4: Greets you like family Bald…
Yo son. How do you get your head shave so smooth?
One day I was at my gym. It’s one of those local gyms where you know most of the members, if only by sight, and small talk with a handful whenever you happen to be in the gym at the same time. One day, there was a dude who was a new member. I, at…